Authorities bust illegal Pokémon fighting ring

NEW HAVEN, CT — Federal officials and local police made several arrests Monday afternoon in what is being called the largest illegal Pokémon fighting ring operating in the United States.

Authorities lead away the suspected ringleader

The arrests bring to light the shocking underground world of gambling and poké cruelty long thought a relic in today’s schools. Authorities worked together in an unprecedented sting operation resulting in 35 arrests, with more planned as plea bargains are made. Charges of illegal gambling, animal cruelty, possession and training of an animal to fight were levied against 13 of the initial arrests, some participants saw additional charges of possession of an incendiary weapon. Misdemeanor charges are expected to be filed against the other fighting ring participants.

Prosecutors charge that the pokés were made to fight against each other daily by their owners, and were kept in extremely small red-and-white balls when they were not in the ring–oftentimes without food or water. Because of public outrage, officials suspect that some of the arrested may be tried as adults.

In a press conference held shortly after the arrest, FBI Spokesman Chris Bayne discussed details of the arrest, as well as the justice department’s plan to prosecute such a large number of juvenile offenders.

“We are happy to get the ringleaders of this particular circuit off the playgrounds, and we hope that they are made to answer for their crimes in the manner prescribed by the law,” explained Bayne. “We feel that we have solid evidence against all those who were brought in, however, the arrests were also meant to serve as an example to other children who may be casually invested in local Pokémon fighting organizations. Hopefully, they will come to understand the seriousness of the activity in which they are involved, and discontinue their efforts.”

In the meantime, more than 250 pokés have been handed over to the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Pokés (SPCP) for care.

Many of the recovered Pokés sustained serious injuries over their long fighting careers

Sara Barnes, the SPCP’s head of the Pokémon rehabilitation division explained the challenges in treating the recovered pokés.

“A lot of these animals suffered severe, long-term abuse,” says Barnes. “They have not only have sustained injuries consistent with normal animal fighting–scars, gashes, and missing or mangled body parts–but many of them have third degree burns or injuries consistent with being shocked repeatedly or poisoned. It’s all we can do to make them comfortable. In a way it’s fortunate that so many people end up abandoning their Jigglypuffs and we have so many of them, so that the animals can be sedated in a non-invasive way.”

Beyond simply treating the pokés’ injuries, Barnes described the difficulty in rehabilitating the recovered creatures.

“High-profile cases such as this one always generate public interest, and we get a lot of ’sympathy calls’ from people who feel an intense, short-term outpouring of compassion for the pokés and want to adopt them, but we would caution people who do not have experience with rescued animals from attempting to take in any creature that had been used in a fighting ring–many of the pokés have socialization problems as a result of being confined in such small little balls and forced to fight. In fact, we feel that some of the more evolved pokés may simply have to be put down because they are just too violent to place safely.”

Meanwhile, attorneys for the suspects have asserted that the arrests were procedurally flawed, and that much of the evidence is circumstantial.

Paul Fischer, the attorney for one of those arrested suggested that police used unnecessary force and tasered his client after he had been handcuffed, a charge the police reject.

“You have to understand that the arrest scene was utter chaos,” explains Bayne, “When the officers raided the ring, all of the suspects released their pokés in an attempt to create a distraction so that they could escape. There were at least three Pikachus running around, zapping everything in sight and that likely included some of the suspects. Five officers sustained minor burns attempting to control these creatures.”

The arraignments are scheduled to take place today.

76 Responses to “Authorities bust illegal Pokémon fighting ring”

  1. Lurker 2.0 Says:

    This is so very awesome.

  2. Punning Pundit Says:

    You liberals are so concerned with the “pokevermin” that you fail to understand the real problems facing our society: Teenaged gangs with large swords who try to overthrow the government. I swear the hair alone on these gangs ought to be outlawed…

  3. Mighty Ponygirl Says:

    Wow — That’s an awful big budget for a hoax!

  4. Nicole Says:

    Think of the childrens! Why won’t anyone think of the childrens?!

  5. Cesar Says:

    I would so totally watch that, hoax or not.

    And who cares about illegal poke-fighting anymore? Doesn’t anyone care about the illegal research and development of Portal guns by U.S. forces? I saw a post on a conspiracy site that the OP’s friend’s sister’s cousin saw bright lights and moving objects coming out of walls on a far-away, thought-to-be abandoned military base. Now THAT’S scary. Fight for your right to privacy and illegal searches!

  6. Meri Says:

    Wow, you got a link from VGCats. I’m impressed. Although worried for the rest of the blog…(looks for the influx of trolls).

    Also, shock rat!

  7. Mighty Ponygirl Says:

    I sent it along to Scott, so the only thing that was impressive was that he actually read my email ;)

    I’m not too worried about trolls this time. If he’d linked to last year’s hoax, it would have been even uglier than it was. :)

  8. CBI Elite Says:

    Wicked-awesome! Good job making it sound authentic…trippin’ balls here.

  9. Lloyd Says:

    Oh my god, I can’t believe that someone would do that to innocent creatures. Pokemon Fighting Rings are bad, m’kay? Good thing I have my Pikachu, Blastoise and Clefairy hidden in their cages.

  10. Germy Says:

    The image of the pikachu is a worth1000 contest image. Just slightly modified for “damaged” effect.

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  12. Seps Says:

    Now thats a real pikachu. The cartoon made it look cute. Its just like that Hamtaro thing. Hamsters arent cute. Some of them…..

  13. Silverwolf Says:

    I think the government is afraid that we may finally have proof of concept of Pokemon as alternative power sources. A single Pikachu can unload enough electrical energy in a thundershock attack to power a Prius for 120 miles without ill effects. A well-cared-for Charizard can heat a home and provide thermal energy for cooking. It’s just another case of big oil leaning on the media. Maybe we need to see some stories about what’s really wrong, like the horrors of Windows Vista unleashed on our infrastructure, as evidenced by the disaster at Aperture Science.

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  15. Flyboy254 Says:

    What? Have you even seen the news? The real crisis is the weird happenings in Tokyo. Rumors of Flesheating masks, people in red with dog ears, and girls in sailor suits throwing light? Call the Marines, somethings up!

  16. Mighty Ponygirl Says:

    Silverwolf: You keep talking like that and you’ll have the People for the Ethical Treatment of Pokés all up in your face.

  17. Silverwolf Says:

    MP: As long as SPCP approves of specific non-cruel uses of Pokes, then I’m well within legal and ethical bounds. Besides, a mistreated Poke is an unhealthy one.

    PETP activists are easily dealt with…some traps, a good set of carving knives, a propane grill, some signature barbecue sauce, and a little rosemary…and Charizards love the gibs (plus it gives some nice red to the tail flame)!

    Shouldn’t we be more worried about the rumors of secret mercenary communities, including a loudmouthed kid in an orange jacket with phenomenal hand to hand fighting skill and illusionary talents that make David Copperfield seem like a hack? Forget the Marines, Flyboy, we need Delta Force in there, like, now!

  18. someone2732890732897428937432893420342 Says:

    April Fools! That is so a april fools hoax.

  19. ShadeSlayer Says:

    Lol. nice joke. Very funny :)

  20. Misty Says:

    This is just heartbreaking. Its depressing to think people would do such a thing to such sweet and kind Pokemon. It is only when they are treated bad they become nasty and ready to attack. Good thing I always keep my Espeon and Typhlosion safe at home here with me.

  21. EnviousLuna Says:

    YOU ARE ALL WRONG.

    Our biggest threat will come from the skies….
    in the form of hoog strange round things that will roll us all up. Everyone! Including the Pokemanz, including the Japanese, and including the PETP.

    And then you’ll all be sorry because you didn’t invest in Katamari-proof houses.

  22. Dungeon Keeper Says:

    That’s right, keep watching the skies while my imps tunnel in through the walls. All I need is a two more portal gems and the last piece of the Horny Talisman and the Sunlight Kingdoms will be mine. First stop EA games HQ where my dark mistresses will ask some pressing questions about where that third sequel went.

  23. Ash Ketchum Says:

    Im gonna catch em all!

  24. Daftpunny Says:

    Hah, I make my pokés fight day in and day out, but I never get anyone coming after me. It’s all about the cover up. (garbage bag for the loser)

  25. Gold Says:

    Mine never lose…. Level 97 Mewtwo ftw

  26. Scify Says:

    But EL, you’re forgetting: Once it’s big enough, there’s no defense against a Katamari. So why waste your money? I’d rather have healthy Pokes around to maybe give me a chance to roast the little Katamari-rollers.

  27. Jeff Pest Says:

    I can walk there easily. That is just awesome.

  28. Giovanni Says:

    I can assure you that Team Rocket has got nothing to do with this. *whistles*

  29. Johntellall Says:

    Hey, silverwolf.

    why did you have to bring up that incident at Aperture Science, Station 3? That was an isolated incident, the computer system was still getting used to the change in format. How were we suppose to know how she would react to the sudden change.

    I can assure the public that we at Aperture Science are working hard to ensure that all our facilities are secure and are in peak operating facility and avoid any malfunctions, and there is currently a project under way to adopt those pokés and give them loving homes(labs)

    Remember at Aperture Science: We do what we must, because we can

  30. Hobo Phoenix Wright Says:

    This… is indeed interesting.
    Pokemon fighting ring, huh?

    I love this! XDDD

  31. Marisa Mockery Says:

    Man, this was awesome, but that hoax video Ponygirl posted was more awesome. I mean, come on. I’d pay money to see that. But still, this is hilarious. I want a Poke!

  32. Marisa Mockery Says:

    And Giovanni, you lie through your gold-plated teeth. You know you do.

  33. Raifiel Says:

    Well, personally I think that the pikachus should be the least of our wories. What if there were any loose Garchops at the scene? That would have been brutal! Much more than just a couple burns and shocks… Personally I think that Poke’ abuse is wrong, but that under controlled environments, it can be a good experience for both the children and the poke’s. It is sad what happened to these poke’s, seeing as how most of them will have to be put down; there’s no way a fighting poke’ can adjust to an open friendly home no matter what certain people have to say! they’ve just had too much pain and betrayal in their lives to trust humans again. Its also too dangerous to release them into the wild, as I’m sure they would siply return to the cities they’ve grown used to and become a nusance and perhaps even a danger to people and pet poke’s alike…

  34. GLaDOS Says:

    We at the aperture science enrichment center would like to remind you that at no time are you allowed to discuss any faults in Windows Vista. Any noncompliance will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your test results, followed by termination. If at any time you would like to raise a concern, please see one of the kind, white robots set up on convenient tripods throughout the enrichment center. And remember, at Aperture Science, we do what we must because we can!

  35. Rico S. Uave Says:

    Fools! The worst is yet to come… They say, HE, as returned… The one with the long silver hair and a SINGLE BLACK WING….

  36. Mike Says:

    Sweet baby Jesus! I do hope all the pokemans can find good homes, and as to Rico’s reply
    NOOOOO NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!
    or was it Sepiroth?

  37. Lumina Says:

    …Sephiroth?

  38. Jenova's Witness Says:

    What about the poor faeries? They have feelings too! And to think that they make Giant swords for people and heal you, and assist you. C’mon…they deserve some respect!

  39. Rid-chan Says:

    JW: True, all of them Faeries should recieve the respect they all deserve.

    Except Navi.

  40. Sephiroth Says:

    Someone called?

  41. Navi Says:

    Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen!Hey, listen! Hey, listen!Hey, listen!Hey, listen!Hey, listen!Hey, listen! Hey, listen!Hey, listen!Hey, listen!Hey, listen! Hey, listen!Hey, listen!Hey, listen!Hey, listen!Hey, listen!Hey, listen!Hey, listen!Hey, listen!Hey, listen!Hey, listen!…*swat*

  42. Doom Says:

    Hell if katamaria are falling from the sky where will those damn Flood be far behind? Oh anda a notice Area 51 has been put under lock down when something escaped on April 1st while they were playing pranks….I mean uhhhhh look over there a unicorn!

  43. Doom Says:

    oh and scratch that last one 51 one is gone…… as in like never existed you never saw or read anything

  44. Koneko Says:

    WOW O_o

  45. NarutoUzumaki Says:

    HEY! Why are you people saying I’m a threat!? All I’m trying to do is invade your country, scream a lot, suduce your elderly, and rescue my boyfriend, Sasuke.
    BELIEVE IT!

  46. Shirt Guy Dom Says:

    Ever heard of Area 49?

    It’s an Area where the people who carlessly mention Area 51 head to. For meditation.

  47. Mint Says:

    This is so heading out of point.. you’re all forgetting about the poor Pokemans!

  48. Dungeon Keeper Says:

    On second thought, I don’t think the Sunlight Kingdoms are worth my trouble. If this is what that yellow burning thing in the sky does to people, I’ll stick the the Underrealms. But those pokemon could be useful down here. Anything that destructive would make a nice minion. Tell me, do the eat chicken?

    By the way Sephy, Walter Sullivan wanted to pass on a message to you about an support group for Bishies Dealing with Parental Abandonment. They meet at Green Lion Antiques in Silent Hill every second Tuesday, coffee and donuts provided. Its a 21 step program of some sort. Seymour Guado said its helping him work out a lot of unresolved issues. I have to agree because there have been a lot more corpses hastily buried in my ceiling and washed down my streams lately, which has stocked my graveyards very nicely; I have a fine crop of vampires blooming as we speak. Once all who oppose you are mercilessly slaughtered, Sephy, then the healing can truly begin.

  49. A Random ANBU Says:

    You know as much as I’m sorry for those pokes I think fighting is in their blood. I was once attacked by a pikachu on my way home from school…all I did was take a short cut through some long grass… and NOBODY hears about all those Sharpedo attacks off the coast…attacking and killing poor innocent surfers…
    Also please ignore the blond boy in the orange overcoat…he isn’t affilated with our village.. :coughcough: Now if you’ll excuse me I have to feed my ninja squirtles… >> heh heh teenage mutant ninja squirtles… ^_^

  50. crazy conspircy guy no one will believe Says:

    i’ve seen this man, crazy stuff happens when you get too many people with henchman/animals in one area.

  51. Mighty Ponygirl Says:

    crazy conspiracy guy: trust me when I say that I would much prefer this sort of free-for-all than the one I got for last year’s hoax. :)

  52. XiahouaDun Says:

    Well, they didn’t mention the tall man with blonde hair and a huge handgun walking around in the desert trying to kill his brother, now did they?

  53. The-Kaiser Says:

    you know if Pokemon were real cus of stuff like this our world would most likly not be like the one we see in the Pokemon Games, Shows, Movies. Heh id surprised if Pokemon Battles werent illegal in that kind of world

  54. Aperture Science Enrichment Center for Abused and Abandonded Pokés Says:

    We here at the ASECAAP (Aperture Science Enrichment Center for Abused and Abandonded Pokés) stand fully behind Federal and State authorities who brought down this inhumane treatment of Pokés. Using state of the art technology, we have helped thousands of Pokés find homes across the country neigh instantaneously after rehabilitation, placing them in caring, loving homes.

    Concerning the incident at Center 3, we are continuing our investigation into the incident, and do not at this time wish to make any formal comment on what caused the malfunction. I can assure you that any threat has been contained within all Federal safety guidelines.

    ASECAAP Director of Operations

  55. Psychic Trainer Irish Says:

    Ya see, what the problem is with these is they are operating outside of league standards. Rockets, Aquas, Magmas, and Galactic grunts all approached me about joining this little ring, but having my friends with me, we decided to go out drinking instead.

    Have you ever seen what a drunk Alakazam can do? You’d be surprised.

  56. PokeNerd Dusk Says:

    Yea, if stuff like this happened in a world with pokemon, battling would be outlawed. that’s why people in the games follow the rules stictly even when nobody else is there to watch.

  57. Rico S. Uave Says:

    Well, we dont have to worry about sepiroth anymore i guess. At the mention of his name he was found by ninja fangirls and was taken into intensive care where he died two days later…

    However, i did see something odd coming home from school yesterday. It was a pikachu holding a weird white looking gun and dragging a strange block with a heart on the side. it noticed me and fired its gun at something, a window seemed to open up in mid-air and it jumped through… I think the ASECAAP (Aperture Science Enrichment Center for Abused and Abandonded Pokés), may have a problem with some missing property….

    And then theres that smiling moon that seemes to get closer to the earth everyday…

  58. Some Random Shinigami Says:

    You know, it’s sad what happened to these pokemen but the real danger is the Arrancar and Aizen. They are the ones that the authorities should be after. Take out the SWAT team and the Marines, we’ll need everything we’ve got! Oh and watch out for some weird orange-haired black kimono-wearing guy with a huge sword…If you get in his way he might put on some odd mask and charge you!!!

  59. Dungeon Keeper Says:

    Poor Sephy. That explains the one wing sticking out of the graveyard (and you wouldn’t believe the kind of vampire that gives you). And as for the portal thingy; don’t buy it. Its a complete waste of your ill-gotten wealth. It just shoots holes in your walls and doesn’t attract any minions (though a guy with a lead pipe fell through a couple days ago -Walter took care of it)! What kind of useless portal is that?! But the cube makes a nice end table once you scour the pink hearts off.

  60. Ocelot Says:

    *shoots Naruto down*

  61. Another_Random_ANBU Says:

    @Ocelot: Thanks bro. Konoha will be forever in your debt.

    In gratitiude, let’s try to fix that hand of yours..

  62. Lumina Says:

    “Have you ever seen what a drunk Alakazam can do? You’d be surprised.”

    You mean a drunk MEW. Now THAT is terrible.

  63. Sephiroth Says:

    Hey, I’m still alive.

    And I’m playing Portal now.

    Ha.

  64. Cloud Strife Says:

    @ Punning Pundit: Oh, we are not THAT bad.
    And my hair is fine!
    You want to talk weird and a threat? POKEMON is the REAL threat!
    And look at their universe!
    Okay, I know they already eat some of ‘em (Farfetch’t, Miltank products), but is there any normal food?
    At all?
    Is all of their food made from Pokemon?!
    I mean…
    As a delivery boy/McDonalds clerk, I can tell you have had some strange orders.
    “I’ll have a Miltank Milkshake with a side of Tentacruel calimari?” and “I’d like some crystallized demon blood on the side, please”.
    Seriously, strange orders there.
    But at least in MY universe we have normal things to eat… Like… Uhh… Flowers.
    Lots of ‘em.
    I swear, we’re normal, or I’ll be stabbed through the arm with a giant sword in the middle of a long, drawn-out battle only to have cheesy flashbacks go through my mind as I’m stabbed, while all of this occurs in some movie that has some kind of cult following!
    I mean, what are the chances of THAT ever happening?

  65. Traversing The Portal Says:

    *Deranged look* Your all wrong! Who cares about pokes, when the smiling sphere in the sky is coming? * Breaks into sobs* * Rolling around in foetal position.* Three days, Three days!.

  66. Usako Says:

    I think the best way to determine which enemy poses the biggest threat is to take a closer look at their respective canon.

    Sephiroth- Nah, not so scared of that bishie. Even if he stabs you, you’ll just become part of the Lifestream. With a little Cetra heritage on your side, you can even drastically affect the realm of the living.

    SkullKid- The Hero of Time will fix that. The Goddesses will get him on the case if Zelda so much as breaks a fingernail.

    Pokemon- Nobody dies from battling with or getting hit by Pokemon. All of us have seen hundreds of battles that merely ended in a KO.

    Ninja Mercenaries- Eh, getting killed by ninja just means that you’re dead. On the bright side, any surviving members of your clan will try to avenge you. They might even start a war in your name!

    Aperture Science- Let’s face it folks. You’re never going to get that cake, anyway.

    Arrancars- Umm… If you’re not crushed, torn asunder, stabbed, or executed, you’re still going to have your soul eaten. Bad day.

    Katamari- You know, none of the living organisms you roll over really seem to feel pain… I don’t think they even hurt. Then again, you might get stuck right next to somebody who’s really WEIRD.

    Sailor Suits- Like, duh. Sailor Moon fights for love and justice… If she hurts anybody, it’s because she tripped.

    Verdict- It would seem that Arrancars pose the largest threat. The Council of 46 recommends immediate disposal.

  67. Police Intel Says:

    Given that a week has passed since our original raid, we would like to release some extra information:

    One man we failed to capture was somehow responsible for one of the five burned officers. He was short, wearing a red shirt, cap, and denim overalls. He was seen fleeing in a van with ”
    Plumber Bros” written on the side. It is assumed that he was of Italian descent, after an officer heard him shout “Mama Mia” when the raid began.

    Another officer reported seeing “a figure with strange armor rolling into a ball and smashing through a brick wall.” The officer is schedueled for a psychiatric evaluation and counseling.

    Lastly, we have just arrested what we believed was the pokemon fight club ring leader. (This was assumed when a small boy wielding a sword and wooden shield testified to this man demanding preposterous amounts of rupess in order for the participants to attend the fighting match). He was arrested on a tall tower in the middle of the ocean along the atlantic seaboard. When pressed for a statement, his only response was “koo-loo-limpa!” The suspect has plead innocense due to insanity.

  68. MadCatX Says:

    My Pokemans! Let me show you them.

  69. Dungeon Keeper Says:

    Seph, I found that wing of yours in one of my graveyard… ick… you don’t want it back. But for a reasonable fee I can saw a pair off a dark angel and sew ‘em on for you. Let’s face it, you should really get a pair of ‘em instead of flapping in circles like that. Sure, you’ll have to change the title to your theme music, but it’ll be better in the long run, especially for fleeing rabid fans. And don’t worry; this’ll hurt the dark angel and you a lot more than it hurts me. I recommend a few strong ones at the casino before hand until you’re properly anesthetized. And maybe have a couple high potions and phoenix downs on hand since I can only use the hand of evil to heal my minions. And no, you can’t sign up. I don’t have enough conditioner in stock you keep you a happy minion.

  70. Concerned Animal lover Says:

    I can’t believe NOBODY has mentioned the threat of foxes in spaceships. Those things are killing EVERY monkey, bug, carnosaur and fish they see! Why must they suffer? And don’t even get me started on the senile rabbits, who INSIST on telling people to roll barrels.

  71. A Random ANBU Says:

    As I stated before I am not too worried about these pokemon problems I mean we have strange crazy people in black cloaks ran by someone who looks like he’s wearing a lollipop for a head! Although Hokage-sama does wonder if the aperture science folks wouldn’t mind selling some of their merchandise… *coughs and whispers* I think she’s been hitting a lot of sake reciently…I think she was attatched to that Kyuubi brat. 0>.>
    She made us get the police, the detective who went by the name Gumshoe seems kind of slow to me. Letting some lawyer guy go into the crimescene and steal stuff… What is with these cops!? Now that freaks me out more than the huge moon and giant Katamari balls…

  72. An Avid Gardener Says:

    All these things are unimportant… What really matters is these colourful ant-like things. They’re tiny and thy steal everything… Shoes… Spoons… even a brick. And they fight in armies, taking down much larger animals and bringing them to their onion lairs, and creating even more of them… They took my gerbil, and I think they had a shot at my dog… And they won’t stop when they take them, they’ll steal furniture, electronics, video games, statues, and they’ll dismantle even houses and skyscrapers, and take their parts back to their masters home planet, they’ll feed us their white versions, poison us and kill us, and take us back to their lair and make huge armies out of every one of us, and wipe out life on landm take all the terrain leaving a barren wasteland swarmed with them, as our planet’s terrain has been taken home to the masters planet, and they won’t stop there, oh no, they’ll send their swimming ones underwater and strip the oceans of life and terrain and life, make even more of them and send even more of Earth to that evil place, and they’ll even go underground and strip the underground of everything and and the world will be gone, GONE! And then they’ll fly to other planets, and OH GOD THEY’RE ALL OVER ME! OH GOOD GOD! GWAHHH!

  73. K. Lunestar Says:

    My Word.

    Never knew that all my survaliance would pay off, hopefully this will encourage more people to become certified to become true trainers.

    Now to bust that fairy slavery ring. Poor things keep getting caputred and being forced them to “Heal” people

    The Bastards.

  74. Gojira Says:

    Well, that’s all fine and dandy…
    Next time you go to Tokyo, watch out! Honestly, I thought I was losing it!
    There’s some sort of giant metallic (Dinosaurs?) As if their military didnt have enuff problems with giant lizards!

  75. Lumina Says:

    @A Random ANBU: Oh my, poor dear. You must suffer through unspeakable migraines. :<

  76. Officer Lyrina Says:

    It’s a good thing my Charazard team and I arrived on the scene. That place was chaos. We now have Pokemon up for adoption. All types.

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